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"Peach Bellini" Handpoured Soy Tin Candle (8oz)

"Old Fashioned" Handpoured Soy Tin Candle (8oz)

Happy birthday you magnificent bitch - Birthday Card

You're one year closer to needing a handrail... - Birthday Card

Another Birthday Down... - Birthday Card

Way to not die the past year - Birthday Card

The best cure for a hangover... - Birthday Card

Love is spending your entire life with someone... Anniversary Card

Congrats on betting someone half your shit... - Wedding Card

Are We Getting Older, or... - Anniversary Card

I Love You More Than I Want to Murder You - Anniversary Card

Remember, It's Okay to Think... - New Baby Congratulations Card

Heres to Spending the Rest of Our Lives... - Anniversary Card

Happy Birthday Bitch - Sarcastic Birthday Card

Birthdays are Like Alcohol - Birthday Card

Getting Older is 90 Percent Mental - Birthday Card

Thanks for the Open Bar! - Wedding Card

I Sure Hope It's Your Birthday... - Funny Birthday Card

I'm Yours You're Welcome - Love Themed Card

I Love You More Than Wine - Love Themed Card

I Hate You the Least - Love Themed Card

21 Million People Have Birthdays Today... - Satirical Birthday Card

Fantastic, Another Day All About You... - Sarcastic Birthday Card

POV: I'm Drunk - Snarky Slim Can Drink Koozie

Eye Rolling is My Cardio - Slim Can Drink Koozie

Game Day Bitches! - Slim Can Drink Koozie

Tiny Bit Whoreish - Funny Slim Can Drink Koozie

Had to Deal With People Today - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

Scorching Hot Mess - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

Don't Make Me Go Full Karen - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

What Up Hoes? - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

My Zodiac Sign is Vodka - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

Mercury. Retrograde. Drinking. - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

I'd Rather Be Ballin' - 16oz Stainless Steel Cup

Thank God for Elastic Waistbands! Funny Canvas Tote Bag